Sunday

It's Sunday. Here I am. I just woke up. The Human Monster and I got a fne last night for falling asleep on the subway. I was beat. We both were. We spent all night finding this kid who stole this thing that would have blown up the city. i don't even know what it was. Someone explained it to me but I didn't follow all the way. A lot of people assume that super heroes, such as myself and The Human Monster, have a Ph.D. in Physics and Chemistry. I don't. I'm more of a Biology guy, but even there I got Cs.

It really unnerces me when someone is explaining the threat that so and so mad scientist presents and then launches into a lecture about reverse rotating electrons. I have no idea what's going on.

My socks smell. They smell like the subway. I'm glad I don't live in Queens like the Hman monster. he lives above his landlady. She goes through his garbage to make sure he recycles. You believe that crap? I live in a building. If the landlord found a can in the garbage he wouldn't know who did it. But the Human monster, if he does that he gets a moutful. Maybe if his landlady knew all the good things he does she'd pay him a little more repsect. She walked into his apartment one sunday morning, said she had to change the battery in the smoke detector. he was laying in the bed with his girlfriend at the time. All three of them were embarassed then his landlady started yelling at the both of them like it was there fault. What the hell. He pays $750 a month. His roomate's an ass too. A paralegal. The guy is out of control. A real gem. A peach. Sometimes they share a laugh but most of the time they just resent each other.

Look at me, airing the Human monster's business all over the place. i live by myself so i don't have much to compalin about. or rather the only things I have to complain about are things that are my fault and I don't feel like delving to negative introspection after I spent all night trying to find that kid with that thing. He was in a cave upstate. We had to go all the way upstate. Well, not all the way. but it was outside the city. I'm not used to that. i'm used to everything being off of Broadway. But not this kid. What was that thing anyway? it was green and it glowed. Scared the crap out of me. We got it away from him. i'm still not sure how it happened. it was just one of those moments. one of those magic moments. The Human Monster and I were just talking to the kid and he kind of gave it up. Nothing really exciting. Just a lot of talking. A lot of people don't realize that we super heroes actually talk to people. it's not all zapping and throwing punches and running up walls. These are real people out there.

I sure am babbling today. Well that's enough, Eat it up, Internet. Eat it up.