Christmas in Washington

I'm sitting watching "Christmas in Washington." It's being hosted by Dr Phil. Who is this idiot. I bet he's loaded. i can tell he doesn't feel comfortable with his body. I will hold on to that. I am a super hero. I have muscles and stuff. HA! Take that you charlatan.

The crowd just applauded that Bush was having a second term. That's like the crowd applauding "you all ate bad tuna for lunch."

Oh my god, the music is terrible. Professor Hell could sing better than these people.

I need to make plans for the weekend. A date or something.