Van

I got hit by a van today. Don't worry I'm fine. But damn. Professor Hell better watch himself.

Professor Hell. My super villains have the worst names. He calls himself that because he claims that he can summon up the underworld and unleash hellfire. If that's the case, what's he doing driving around a damn van? Chump.

I have never been a fan of Michael McDonald's music. I think he's a Republican lackey.