Dimensions

I was walking down the street today and a crack opened in the sidewalk and sucked me into another dimension. Needless to say, my boss was none to pleased when I showed up fifteen minutes late.

Sorry

Sorry it's been so long since I posted. Things have been absolutely NUTS at work. And there's this federal agent with super powers like watching me all the time. He has the power where he can appear behind any door. It's weird and so is he. I think he's trying to get me to work for the Pentagon. I'm not interested. You see what those people make? Exactly. I'll make that and keep my temp job and a private life, thank you.

The word on the street is that federal super heroes have it the worst and if they quit, they're immediately suspected of super villainy. A real bad deal.

I just spilled ketchup on my pants. My nice pants. My $50 pants. Damn it. I am so angry right now. This means I have to do laundry tonight. After I return the time Crystal to the secret time lair. That'll take three hours.

I hate this crap.