I'm so close to just qutting my job

I've got good news and bad news, folks. The giid news is I actually enjoyed my weekend. There were no idiots causing mayhem and no flying saucers bruning holes in the coastline so I got to sleep in for a change and even enjoyed the Monday off. That bad news is I have to go back to work tomorrow and sit a desk and stew in some more "what am I doing with my life" sentiment. A word of advice to you high school types: don't plan on being a super hero, go to journalism school or something.