Ice Fortress

Professor Hell sent me an email that he just built an Ice Fortress and that I should "prepare to die!" That makes no sense. Big deal, some idiot has an ice fortress. I hope he stays in it and never comes out.

Prepare to die? How's an ice fortress going to kill me? Hypothermia? What a clown. And how did he get my email address?

In other news, I'm thinking about getting a digital camera. Possibly through amazon so I don't have to pay tax.